Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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