Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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