I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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