Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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