My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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