Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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