Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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