He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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