sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
ttyl tear gas
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
