You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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