I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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