The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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