we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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