I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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