This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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