I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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