maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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