Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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