sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
