I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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