i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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