i permit you to call me
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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