When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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