This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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