Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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