But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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