walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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