My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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