i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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