he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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