In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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