their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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