You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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