I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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