I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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