I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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