Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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