So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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