Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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