Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The air was thick with penises
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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