and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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