just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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