I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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