i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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