THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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