Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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