how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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