It's Friday. Sex?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
