Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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