Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I forget how to act sober
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