I'm jealous of your bromance
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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