At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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